Can't think of a succicent title!

Why, oh why do i only ever post on here when i have had a drink.

Prehaps its because drinking at home is not a good idea but very relaxing, i don't paid until friday so i had the bright idea of buying a bottle of Jack Daniels, a bottle of coke and 12 cans of Carling on my credit card on saturday, the end result, i can have a drink when i finish work, or i could have had a drink after i finish work at home if i hadn't supped the lot in 48 hours. Still, at least i have enjoyed it even if i haven't actually physically done much apart from play a load of Poker and post on my favourite message board.

I've also learnt prank calls are seriously not funny when someone plays one on you and absolutely fucking hilarious when you play one on someone else. Someone played one on me earlier and i absolutely fuckin bobbed my pants when a west indian voice came on the phone and threatened to blow my kneecaps off and i thought shit, what have i done and who have i rang up. Someone let on a bit later and i got it, in true Yorkshire style i labelled them bastards and resolved to get my own back. Not decided how but it will happen.

Wasps, i've been in a reasonably good mood that summer has come, but that good mood has been offset slightly by the probability of the uk wasp population significantly increasing during the summer months, annoying the fuckin shite out me, especially when i sit in the beer garden delivering pearls of wisdom and several insights only for it all to be scuppered by a sodding wasp. Another unanswered question is why do wasps fail to exist in winter, whilst the rest of us a freezing our collective knackers off, Wasps must be in hibernation away from all the cold, prehaps they just transport themselves to sunnier climbs where they rest and relax for a few months before coming back to the uk and getting down to the nitty gritty of annoying everyone in sight.

As for people viewing my blog, please leave me a message just to let me know that you have seen it and pass the word on. I don't know how people will feel about my inane rambings but if i amuse one person then prehaps it might be worth it.

Anyway, enough for now, i'll probably post something else in the next few days. Don't get your hopes up as it will probably just be a load of shite again, but hey i'm just a shit machine and i'm regular with it.